The fermented honey bear.

queenofsquirls:

deejaylate:

craftyallo:

bhagavadgitalovergirl:

I would be so proud of my child. lol. 

It’s probably because the kids watched Harry Potter and wanted to pretend they were at Hogwarts. How dare these children entertain these flights of fancy. Let’s not encourage any wonder or imagination in kids these days. They might grow up to be free-thinking souls, and those are dangerous.

Not to mention: is Christianity really threatened by fifth graders pretending to be witches? I mean really? 

This is where I live, tumblr. THIS IS MY TOWN.

Way to put yourself on the map Pensacola. This is where I live.

 Oh man, what would happen to me if I had been forced to go to PCA?
“Ma’am, please come get your daughter, as she has been expelled.”
“WHAT? Why?!”
“She is pretending to be a shapeshifting Amazon warrior princess and we just can’t have that kind of a cancer spreading through our peaceful religion.”
“… wat.”